Girlicious - Stupid Whore Playset?

So Sandy turned me on to a new show tonight. No doubt because the cast of 18 year-old retards are wearing next to nothing. I however saw this as something entirely different, which was aired as a rerun on Fox a few nights ago.

Shout out if you've seen either Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious or the South Park episode Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.

I am basically at a loss for words. I can't believe this is on TV in a setting other than South Park or The Simpsons.

These chicks /can/ /not/ /sing/. Nor can they, as a saving grace /dance/ or /speak/ intelligently. This shit is amazing! I urge you to watch this; if for no other reason than an awesome hour of comedy.

The judges have the obligatory whore - Lil' Kim. Second there is the weird metro, I think his name is Shithead (pronounced Shi Thead) H. Fuckface (Fook Facay). Lastly they have Lippy McBotox.



Kim fills in the American Idol black factor. Lippy has the Paula "Are you drunk tonight" Abdul aspect covered (only with kind of a Heath Ledger smile). Mr. Shitface doesn't exactly fill the void left by Simon, but since that's the only spot left I'll throw him in there. This panel couldn't judge a pie eating contest and sound like they knew anything about it. This is as bad as Ann Coulter's Cliff's Notes for someone who actually pays attention to the world around them. The girls themselves spend their time bitching about each other, followed by crying about being cornered, followed by attempting to entertain the audience by making asses of themselves on a stage.

I just can't believe this tripe is considered Television. Oh my god.

Real quick -

Just finished Dexter (season one) tonight. What a wonderful show. Showtime has redeemed themselves in my eyes... Everything about this show is well done. I suggest to everyone that you at least Netflix it.

Brief: A serial killer is recognized early on by his adoptive father who grooms him to integrate with society, not be caught, and only kill people who deserve it. As an adult he takes up a job as a blood splatter analyst for the Miami PD, provides counseling for his neurotic sister, and maintains the appearance of a relationship with a woman who is as [hopefully] damaged as he is. Things go well until Dexter discovers his other half and engages in a sociopathic game of cat and mouse.

5/5